Me & my roommate, pre-moving in together
Less than 4 months in and my roommate have done/said weird things together. Best decision i’ve made was to switch rooms and live with my current roommate. Since there is only one month left of school, I have decided to make a list of all the weird things my roommate and i have ever said or done or just made me realize i have the best roommate and the best future apartment-mate. These are things most people have felt/realized when their roommate is also their best friend. Cheers bish
1. “OMG I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING but i forgot what”
2. “Where are you because you’re not here”
3. We both hate every damn thing on the planet when we’re PMS-ing and just watch chocolate and Netflix
4. “Okay, you’re gonna hate me, but…”
5. “Are you awake?”
6. “WAKE UP”
7. “Don’t you have class right now…?”
8. “We really need to vacuum our room”
9. “I got tired walking up the stairs the other day. Is that bad?”
10. “I really need to stop telling you things”
11. “Does this sound okay?
12. “Wanna give me my ____? I just got in bed and I don’t wanna move”
13. “But you laaaaaaaaav me”
14. When we go out, we go as a package deal
15. “I’m out of gummy vitamins”
16. “YES YOURE FINALLY BACK. I was so lonely”
17. “Wait can you read this text?”
18. “How come you always get packages? I get like nothing”
19. “See?! Sometimes I freak out for actual reasons!!”
20. “Did you see _________’s Instagram?”
21.” I wasn’t thaaaat drunk”
22. “You know you like living with me”
23. “Pizza?”
24. “ITS WEDNESDAY. DID WE MISS SVU?”
25. “You better not have watched an episode without me”
26. “I’m sensing the judgment right now”
27. “Should i go to the gym? nah”
28. “Wanna go to target with me? I don’t wanna sit on the bus alone”
29. “Are you ever going to get out of your bed today?”
10. Sensing judgement after my roommate realized I haven’t moved from the bed since she left for work…5 hours ago…
31. Biking back from the theaters at midnight…
32. We make the best sober decisions together
33. “I ate all your fruit snacks”
34. “I think you’ve had enough…”
35. *plays music in the background* *starts dancing with roommate*
36. Having a loyal, badass, wonderful person like her as your best friend is more important to you than having fifty or a hundred or a thousand mediocre friends.
What weird things do you and your roommate tell each other?